Naked Truth

Yeah.  Maybe not so temporary an insanity.  I present to you (druuuuuum rooooolll) my future.  It can only get worse from here.

You know how I said that I wasn’t going to show you the rest of me when I showed you the hair doo-dad and the glass pumpkin necklace?  Well, I’m going to show you the rest of me anyway.  I’m sure I will write about the psych behind this in the next couple of days, but for now – for your enjoyment, in the absence of actual court jesters—unretouched, straight out of the camera, bold, shameless, and in full flaming technicolor:

ME

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This is what I showed you.  I shoulda stopped there.

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This is the beginning of a sequence, or else some kind of attack.  It’s actually me, hating it that Chaz is taking my picture— even though this is one of my favorite sweaters—and breaking into a demonstration of how I would do stem Christys if I actually knew how (in which case I would probably NOT do them this way).

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You have to imagine the poles, right?

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But isn’t the old lady having fun?

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Okay.  Off the slopes.  This one was dedicated to rachel, who, when she does this, can actually pull it off without damaging anybody’s vision.  I do seem to have cheekbones.  My hair, at this point in the year, has given up the lie I put on it in late last fall, and is telling the truth, which is very limp, fine (strange alternative word for limp) and sad. I no longer have eyebrows or eye lashes, but somehow, the genetically passed along dark circles will never fade.  Yeah.  Next life?  Maybe.

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Yeah.  Stop taking those, okay?  Who knows what I might be standing in with all these puppies around.

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Ah.  Galvanizing thought.

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This is what I look like when I look at a child who is defying me and making me laugh at the same time.

No, really—STOP!!!!

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