~:: A Hair-Raising Tale ::~

Scooter.  A stool.  The barber.  And the audience.  oh, and the dogs.

Let’s see.  You want a buzz?  A Mohawk?  I could carve your name back here –

You’ll want sideburns, right?

“Sure, Papa G.  Gee.  Wow.  Love your vision.”

help

“Naw.  Just kidding.  I trust you.  But you were kidding too, right?  Papa?  Right?”

Feels funny.

“Wait.  Wait.  May I see that thing?”

“Ah.  Interesting.  But those aren’t really sharp little razors in there, right?”

“Okay.  Well, go ahead.”

And, of course, Dad has to be filming all of this.  On his phone.  You’d think, if they could make a phone take movies, they could do better than little razors for hair, right?

But we’re almost done.  And as you can see, there is still an ear on this side, at least.

TA DA!!!!

But you’ll notice they’re only showing us that same ear, still –